MONSTER DILDOS
Welcome to our Monster Dildo lair - where everything is thick, long and gloriously unholy. These Beasts stretch, pound and dominate. Choose your monster and ride till you break.MEET OUR MONSTER DILDOS
INCLUDED WITH YOUR MONSTER DILDO

Each toy order includes a free bottle of Twisted Beast lube

Every Beast comes with it's own Holographic Trading Card

Every toy comes with it's own velvet storage bag

Compatible toys come with their own suction cup
ABOUT OUR MONSTER DILDOS
We know some of you are hungry for more - more size, more stretch, more filth - and that’s exactly what our monster dildos are built for. Our monster collection is dedicated to oversized dildos that push your limits and satisfy your darkest cravings. Whether you’re into knotted beast shafts to open you up wide or thick tentacles that push past the second ring, our monster dildos are created to leave you gaping for more.Our toys are designed by holes, for holes. Every ridge, scale, bulge and vein is placed with intention - we know how to open you up in just the right way.
It’s not all about the size, it’s also about quality. Our monster dildos are made from the finest platinum cure silicone - meaning they’re durable, easy to sanitise and feel good as hell while inside you. Our toys are soft and fleshy, yet firm enough to get ridden into the next century and come out still looking good as new.
Most of our monster dildos are vac-u-lock compatible and come with a free suction cup. You’ll be free to wreck your holes hands free in the shower, on the floor or against any smooth surface. No hands, all hole.
Monster Dildo FAQ
Our Monster dildos use platinum as a catalyst to create incredibly strong chemical bonds that hold the toy together. This makes our toys incredibly comfortable and fleshy to the touch. It also keeps our toys strong and durable, so feel free to give them the time of their lives.
That’s not the only benefit though. The platinum makes our toys easy to sanitise and non-porous, meaning bacteria won’t build up and make you sick, or discolour the toy.
Silicone allergies are also incredibly rare, so the toys are hypoallergenic!
If you’re interested, we’ve created a longer post about platinum silicone dildos and toys.
Water-based lubes will work perfectly fine, but might not be ideal for larger toys as you’ll need to repeatedly reply. In which case we would recommend X-lube.
While silicone lube can be used with our monster dildos, they will require a deep cleaning afterwards to remove all the lube. This is because the silicone lube is very good at sticking to our silicone toys and has a habit of sticking around unless a proper clean is carried out.
You’re perfectly fine to wash your Twisted Beast monster dildos with soap and warm water.
Because our toys are non-porous, you aren’t required to heat sanitise them - but you’re still free to if you feel a particular need. In these cases, simply bring a pot of water to boil and leave the toy to bathe for ten minutes. Do not worry about damaging your toy, it’s made of stronger stuff!
Our toys can also be cleaned in a dishwasher - just avoid detergents or dish washer tablets. These are strong cleaners and may damage the toys.
Our Twisted Beast silicone is equivalent to 00 30 meaning it will feel really nice and squishy, the same as a Topped Toys, a Bad Dragon Soft or slightly softer than a Hankey's Toy.
All Twisted Beast orders are shipped entirely discrete in a nondescript cardboard box with no indication of what’s inside. Your secret is safe with us!
You can read more about our shipping here.
PLATINUM SILICONE TOYS
All our toys are made with platinum cure silicone. They’re non-porous, non-toxic, easy to clean and comfortable as hell!